Oh, What A Night! (The Epilogue) by JanieB

Rating: NC17
Genres: Romance
Relationships: Harry & Hermione
Book: Harry & Hermione, Books 1 - 4
Published: 18/10/2004
Last Updated: 20/10/2004
Status: Completed

Since I'm such a nice, sympathetic person, I couldn't leave Harry and Hermione
"hanging" - nor you, dear readers! So, here's the epilogue to put everyone out of
their misery.




1. Oh, What A Night! (The Epilogue)
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Just to make it easier for you, in case you haven’t read “Oh, What A Night!”, I’ve reproduced it
here as “Chapter One”. If you have read it previously and don’t want or need to read it again, just
scroll down to “Chapter Two” for the Epilogue. I really enjoyed writing “Oh, What A Night!” and I
really like it myself so I’m a little worried about doing a “sequel” – I have my fingers crossed it
lives up to expectations! Happy reading!! xxxx Lady Jane xxxx

OH, WHAT A NIGHT!

By Lady Jane

“Chapter One” (ie, the original one shot)

Hermione had had enough.

*Well, no,* she corrected herself. *I haven’t actually had enough. Not at all. For
instance, I haven’t had enough bourbon and Coke. No, no, no. And definitely not enough of what I
really want which would be…Harry. Definitely haven’t had enough of Harry. Never enough Harry. Could
there be such a thing as too much Harry? Nope. Never too much Harry. Trouble is, as far as having
Harry goes, I’ve had a grand total of nothing. Totally nothing - zip, zilch and zero. Definitely no
Harry whatsoever. Call me Queen of the Shagless. Dammit, what I’ve had enough of is having nothing!
I really, really want something. Besides another drink, that is. And that something I want, I want
soooo badly it hurts…*

And that something was standing within arm’s reach – all six foot of him, starting with the
sexy, messy, black hair (hiding that infamous scar), working down through the gorgeous, sexy, green
eyes behind those trademark glasses; that mouth, the cause of many illicit thoughts on her part;
the sexy, broad shoulders, the sexy, flat, hard stomach, followed by the unfortunately as yet
unknown and unseen “undiscovered country” – and onto the final leg of the journey (*ha, ha
Hermione*) – the long, sexy, firm, legs. *Did she mention “sexy”? Probably only once or
twice... Face it Granger, all of him is sexy. But if she was truly honest with herself, the
“undiscovered country” was what really gripped her imagination and grabbed her attention right now.
Grabbing. That’s what she wanted to do. Grab. And she so badly wanted to grab it. IT. That
oh-so-often-imagined-and-fantasised-about”King” of Harry’s Undiscovered Country!* *Shit – I
knew I shouldn’t have come tonight! As soon as I’m in the same room with him I lose it!*

She took a calming gulp of her drink. *What a combination. Harry close by, together with being
a little drunk, and her internal dialogue became just so much dirty waffle!* With what she hoped
was a surreptitious glance, she took in the sight of Harry standing a mere two feet away on the
other side of the high, tiny bar table. He was leaning on his elbow, on the table, and with his
free hand was holding a half-drunk tankard of Butterbeer. He was talking to Ron about something.
She’d been far too busy thinking about Harry to make the effort to hear what they were saying over
the music playing in the background.

*Shit. I shouldn’t drink while I’m feeling so bloody randy, especially when the reason I’m
drinking and feeling so bloody randy is so close I can smell him. He even smelt sexy. She wondered
if he always looked this sexy. There had to be times, surely, when he looked quite ordinary and not
sexy. Probably not.* She sighed as she continued to watch him. *Nope. No un-sexy bits in
sight. Or out of sight. The bloody man had more sex appeal in his little finger than most men had
in their whole body. If you asked her. Which probably wasn’t a good idea at the moment considering
how tipsy she felt. Not to mention how randy. Or should that be horny? Horny Hermione. Jesus, it
really didn’t matter!* She sighed, swaying ever-so-slightly on her stool. *She hadn’t taken
time to eat a thing* *all day which was stupid really. And not like her. But she knew why;
she’d been suffering a combination of severe nervousness and extreme anticipation about seeing
Harry tonight. A real appetite killer. Too late now to eat. Eat: now there’s a word. Harry: there’s
another word. Goes with eat. Eat Harry. Shit.* She groaned*. She* knew *she shouldn’t
have come tonight. The past two months had been torture not seeing him, but being here with him
tonight was* *absolutely killing her!*

Harry thought Hermione had had enough.

He’d been at her for weeks to join them on their usual Friday night out at their favourite pub,
The Burning Broomstick. It was an unusual pub in that it was owned and run by Squibs and while it
was mainly “Muggle like” (very fashionable at the moment), it was only open for members of the
magical community. For the four years since they’d left Hogwarts, Fridays at the Broomstick had
been the one, guaranteed time they could get together and catch up - when he was certain he’d see
her. They didn’t even include the various boyfriends and girlfriends they’d each had sporadically
over the years; come Friday night, it was always just the three of them. The bond fused between
them by their shared experiences since childhood, culminating in the destruction of Voldemort four
years earlier, was unimaginable to “outsiders”. At the moment, Ron was the only one with a
girlfriend; neither Harry nor Hermione had gone on a date with anyone for nearly six months now.
Harry because he just wasn’t interested in spending time with women who weren’t Hermione and
Hermione because no one else could measure up to Harry. Harry told Ron he just hadn’t met anyone
for a while who caught his eye and the only reason Ron so readily accepted this was no doubt due to
him being so wrapped up in his own current relationship. Hermione said she just didn’t have the
time or inclination. However, a few months ago, Hermione had stopped coming to their Friday night
get togethers. She told them she was too busy and that by Friday night she was too exhausted and
just wanted to go home; and go to bed, just in case they got ideas about moving the ritual over to
her place. She assured them it wouldn’t continue indefinitely, but she wasn’t sure when her
workload would ease. Consequently, he and Ron had barely seen her; she’d consented to take time out
to have a quick bite for lunch with them a few times and that had been the extent of their contact
besides the occasional owl. And he missed her. *They* missed her, he corrected himself. But he
missed her more. More than he thought possible. He’d practically *begged* her to come tonight,
he felt so desperate to see her again.

Ron and he had been there about twenty minutes when she arrived at 5.30 sharp, just as she said
she would; punctual as usual! At the sight of her making her way through the scattered groups of
people towards them, smiling and waving, Harry felt the worrying tension of the last few weeks
dissipate – but, so help him, that *other* tension took over and was ten times worse. He knew
he should’ve worn his wizard robes tonight; they were perfect for hiding uncontrollable erections –
the curse of the male! *And shit,* he thought, *just look at her! He’d once heard Hermione
and Ginny discussing “fuck-me” dresses (and he knew exactly what they meant) but he’d long since
decided that Hermione was in possession of a “fuck-me wardrobe”. Everything she wore screamed “fuck
me” at him. If only he could!* She was wearing tight black pants that flared slightly over her
black boots with a matching fitted, knee length, long-sleeved jacket that was cut just low enough
to show a little tantalising, creamy cleavage. She was wearing the gold chain and matching earrings
Harry and Ron had given her for her birthday and her hair was pinned up although a number of
tendrils had escaped during the course of the day and were falling around her neck and face. Harry
sighed. *Drop dead sexy. As always*. She hugged Ron first, her eyes glistening as though with
unshed tears. When she hugged Harry, she threw her arms around his neck and it seemed to him that
she held him almost desperately. It was very hard to let her go, to lose the feel of her arms
around his neck and the wonderful sensation of her breasts pressing into his chest.

‘God it’s good to see you both!’ she said, a wide smile on her face as she took her seat. Harry
thought she did look tired, rather strained and thinner too; as the next hour passed, she looked a
little drunk as well – her eyes slightly unfocused. She was perched on one of those ridiculously
high bar stools at their tiny round table, nursing a bourbon and Coke – her third in less than an
hour! – and seemed to be listening to he and Ron discuss the upcoming Quidditch World Cup, without
showing any signs of wanting to join the conversation. Harry was intensely aware of her and at one
point, felt her gaze on him; out of the corner of his eye, he saw her looking intently at him over
the rim of her glass. He wondered why she was studying him like that. Then, despite his ongoing
conversation with Ron, he heard her groan very softly and turned to her, concerned.

‘Hermione, you all right?’ he asked.

Hermione closed her eyes.

*Shit. He’d heard her! She’d hardly made a sound! How the hell had he heard her? Wasn’t he
listening to Ron? And what does he mean am I all right? Of course I’m all right. Not. Ha ha. No,
Harry, I’m not all right, really. Take me home and shag me, Harry, then I’ll be more than all
right.*

She finished her drink with one large mouthful, smiled at Harry as she put her glass down and
replied, ‘Fine thanks, Harry. But I need another drink.’

‘You sure about that?’ Harry asked, with concern, a small frown creasing his brow.

‘Don’t you think you’ve had enough, Hermione?’ asked Ron, before she could answer, his face also
showing concern.

A wry smile crossed Hermione face. She looked at Harry, then at Ron. ‘Listen, you two. You
*nag* me into coming out with you when I should be home, ready for an early night, then when I
let myself be convinced to join you and decide I’m going to make the most of what is probably going
to be a rather rare event for a while, you start on at me about having too much to drink!’

‘I’ll get you another drink,’ said Harry and Ron together as they turned to go to the bar.
Hermione couldn’t help herself; she laughed. Harry and Ron both stopped and looked at her, then
joined in her laughter.

‘Sorry, Hermione,’ said Ron, ‘I’ll go get you another drink. What’s the use of having two, big,
strong, wizards for friends if they can’t protect you and get you home on a Friday night after a
few drinks?’

‘Thanks, Ron,’ said Hermione, smiling back at him.

‘Me too, I’m sorry too,’ said Harry, ‘You were just looking a little out of it and you don’t
usually go overboard with drinking, now do you?’

Hermione sighed, then smiled at Harry. ‘That’s okay, Harry, I know you two are just looking out
for me and no, I don’t usually drink that much but tonight…’ She closed her eyes. *Tonight I need
a lot of something. And since I can’t have a lot of you, or even a little of you, I’ll have to make
do with a lot of something else. Like bourbon and Coke. Not a great substitute. But I don’t care
right now. I guess this is what they call drowning your sorrows. Only I’m drowning my need for
you.*

‘But tonight?’ prompted Harry, breaking her reverie.

‘Tonight, I just want to forget some…*thing.*’ *Shit, she’d nearly said “someone” and
that would’ve brought the Harry Potter One Man Interrogation Squad down on her head, something she
definitely* did not *need right now.*

‘Some*thing* or do you mean some*one*, Hermione?’ Harry had picked up on her
hesitation immediately and thought perhaps this could possibly be the reason why Hermione seemed to
be avoiding her two best friends lately, because he wasn’t entirely convinced her “I’m too busy”
story was the truth. Maybe once or twice she could be too busy, but for two months straight? And
she wouldn’t give any details of what it was that was keeping her so busy, simply saying it was
“secret Ministry business”.

Hermione split her time between Hogwarts’ Library - helping Madam Pince - and doing important,
in-depth research on a variety of subjects as requested by the Ministry of Magic and anyone they
referred to her. She had an office at the Ministry, but she put in extra time at home having set up
an office in a spare room. It entailed a lot of reading, which she loved, naturally, lots of owls
but also some travel which she’d come to enjoy. Harry frowned. *Was she seeing someone on Friday
nights? Is that why she didn’t join them now? But why wouldn’t she tell them? And why did she seem
so determined to get drunk tonight? Perhaps something had gone wrong with the relationship she had
with this other person?* Harry felt his insides clench into a tight ball. *If someone had hurt
her, or even just upset her – shit! He felt an almost Voldemort-like desire to kill them! How dare
they!* He took a deep breath. *Whoa!* He told himself. *Stay calm. Hermione’s perfectly
capable of hexing the hell out of someone that pissed her off.*

Hermione looked towards the bar. Where there hell was Ron with her drink? She could see his red
hair at the bar – he towered over most of the people around him.

‘Well?’ insisted Harry. ‘Something or someone, Hermione? What’s been bothering you? Out with
it!’

*Shit. Again. How many times have I said that to myself tonight? And here comes Ron. I don’t
need the two of them interrogating me. The Harry & Ron Interrogating Team. Even worse than the
Harry Potter One Man Interrogation Squad. She needed to think quickly - not easy when you’re pretty
well squiffed...*

‘Um, Harry, it’s nothing really – I think it’s just that, um, I’ve missed coming out with you
both on Fridays and I do feel a little out of sorts and I just want to forget work and just enjoy
myself tonight. Okay?’ She smiled brightly at him, hoping that would be the end of it. However,
Harry saw through the false smile and cheerfulness and was sure she wasn’t telling him the truth;
he decided he was going to get to the bottom of this tonight by hook or by crook.

Ron arrived then and put another drink in front of her. She smiled her thanks and quickly picked
it up, taking a large gulp.

‘Phew, Hermione! Won’t take you long at this rate!’ said Ron, catching Harry’s eye and raising a
quizzical eyebrow. Harry knew Ron was wondering if he’d gotten anything out of Hermione and gave a
small negative shake of his head.

‘Nope! Not long at all! That’s the idea!’ she said, smiling at them as she raised her glass to
them.

Almost an hour passed – Hermione managing to down another three drinks; she was feeling quite
confident that she would be able to just pass out when she got home tonight and wouldn’t have to
toss and turn, hour after hour, tormenting herself by thinking of Harry… and wanting Harry…
imagining Harry there, with her… *Harry, Harry, Harry! Fuck Harry! Oh, yes, please. Shit. Shut up
Hermione. Horny Hermione, Queen of the Shagless…oh, what a night this was turning out to
be!*

Harry and Ron had tried to include Hermione in their conversation, but she seemed happily
determined to sit there and just listen to them, drinking, occasionally saying something, but
mostly just sitting, and drinking. And thinking. About Harry. *Always thinking about Harry.
Obsessed with Harry. Harry-I-wanna-fuck-you-Potter.* She giggled. Ron and Harry glanced at her,
but she simply smiled and held up her empty glass, causing Harry to roll his eyes with a smile and
head off to the bar. She watched him walk away. *Nice jeans… and nice arse you have there,
Potter, very nice. Very grabbable. Thinking about grabbing again. Oooh, I must be drunk now,*
she thought to herself, *thinking such things! What if I just said to him, Harry, take me home.
Take me to bed. Fuck me, Harry. Oh, shit! She’d better watch it or she’d say something out
loud!* Harry placed another drink in front of her and she smiled up at him, saying thanks.
*Oh, yes, thank you for the drink, Harry. Right. I might thank him tonight, but I’ll probably
want to kill him tomorrow. Thanks for the hangover, Harry.*

‘Hiya everyone!’

Hermione looked up. There was Luna, standing beside Ron, smiling.

‘Luna!’ exclaimed Ron, turning to pull her into a bear hug. ‘What are you doing here? I thought
you were in France with your Dad?’

Luna locked her arms around Ron’s neck as she answered. ‘I was just missing you so much I
couldn’t stand it so I came back a week early!’ They gazed at each other then slowly closed their
eyes as their lips met in a long, passionate kiss.

Harry shook his head, smiling, and looked over at Hermione who was staring at Ron and Luna,
appearing to be fascinated with their kissing. She was. But she was thinking about Harry. Of
course.

*Oh. My. God. How would it feel if Harry kissed me like that? Abso-bloody-lutely wonderful, I
have no doubt. If I get drunk enough, I might just work up enough courage to kiss him and plead
total inebriation as the cause. But then I’d have to be so drunk I’d probably forget it in the
morning. No good. I’d want to remember that.*

Ron and Luna broke apart and Ron smiled apologetically at Harry and Hermione. ‘Can you make do
with one big, strong wizard to get you home tonight, Hermione? This one would like to take his
gorgeous girlfriend out to dinner-‘

‘Ron,’ interrupted Luna, ‘why don’t we just go home? I can cook dinner – *we* can cook
dinner-‘

‘Best idea I’ve heard in long time, sweetheart!’ said Ron, smiling down at her. ‘You two don’t
mind, do you?’ he asked Harry and Hermione. They both shook their heads and Ron and Luna turned to
leave for what was popularly known as the “Appdap” Room for short; more properly called the
Apparating/Disapparating Room.

‘Great, just bloody great,’ complained Hermione bitterly as she watched them leave.

‘What’s up?’ asked Harry.

‘Dinner my bum.’ Hermione hiccoughed. ‘They’re going home to shag.’

‘Hermione!’ Harry was laughing, although he sounded shocked. ‘What’s wrong with that?’

‘Nothing whatsoever. I just wish I was.’

‘What? Going home and shagging? Shagging *who?*’ demanded Harry, a stunned expression on
his face as he spoke.

Hermione looked at him blankly for a second, then slowly closed her eyes and dropped her head as
she realised what she’d said. *Shit. Double shit. Not only had she just said something she’d
never say when sober, there was the realisation that she was now in what could potentially be a
dangerous situation, thanks to Lonely Luna and Randy Ron. She was alone with Harry. Sober, this
presented no problems whatsoever. But drunk and incredibly horny was another matter entirely. Just
bloody dandy. Oh, yes in-bloody-deedy this was just terrific. Thanks Randy and Lonely. At least
Luna wasn’t lonely anymore – she just got lucky! Bloody Lucky Luna. Shit again. Her head was
spinning in a very unpleasant manner. She needed help – danger notwithstanding.*

‘Harry,’ she said weakly, as she lifted her head to send him a pleading look, ‘I need coffee.
And I need food. Now. Please.’

Harry said nothing. He walked round to her, picked her up off the stool and headed for the
Appdap Room. Hermione clasped her hands behind Harry’s neck, smiling foolishly up at him, thinking
how wonderful it felt to be held by him. She was going to burst with wonderfulness. She couldn’t
stop smiling. Was she pissed? Oh yes! Harry looked down at her with a rueful smile. ‘Hermione, what
the hell are you smiling about? You’re probably going to lose whatever food you eat and you’re way
beyond the help of coffee and you will hate yourself in the morning for how you’re going to
feel-‘

‘S’okay, Harry. I have you to look after me, don’t I? Love you, Harry.’

‘I love you too, Hermione,’ said Harry, but her head had dropped onto his shoulder, her eyes
closing; she didn’t hear him. He kissed her gently on the top of her head.

Hermione came to with a sickening feeling of falling assailing her to find herself still in
Harry’s arms, only now they were in the middle of Harry’s kitchen. Two wide, brown eyes looked up
at Harry with a look of dread.

‘Harry,’ she whispered, ‘I’m going to be really, really sick, very, very soon-‘

*Crack!*

Hermione blinked. They were in Harry’s bathroom. He put her down gently and left her,
Disapparating back to the kitchen. Hermione groaned. *I’m never drinking again, never! Especially
on an empty stomach you bloody idiot, Granger!*

Twenty minutes later, Hermione walked unsteadily back into the kitchen to find Harry with a mug
of strong, sweet coffee for her together with some dry cracker biscuits on a plate. She’d had to
leave her black pants on, but had taken one of Harry’s jumpers and a pair of his thick socks to
wear.

‘All right, Hermione? Feeling better?’ he asked, smiling at the sight of her in his clothes. He
loved it when she borrowed his clothes because they always smelt like Hermione afterwards.

Hermione settled herself on a stool at the bench beside Harry before answering.

‘Probably better than someone who’s been run over by a bus. But only just.’ She smiled faintly
at Harry, then looked down at her coffee, too embarrassed to maintain eye contact. She wrapped her
hands around her mug, picking it up and gratefully inhaling the fragrant steam before taking a
sip.

‘You’re going to have to tell me, you know that, don’t you?’ His voice was gentle, but his eyes,
Hermione noticed as she glanced quickly at him, held steely determination.

‘Tell you what, Harry?’ she asked, hoping she sounded innocently oblivious.

‘You know very well what I’m talking about Hermione. What the hell has been going on the last
few months? Why have you been avoiding Ron and me? Why is it you wanted to get drunk tonight?’
Harry took a deep breath. This next question was the one burning a hell hole in his head. He had to
know and yet he felt a sickening terror at the thought of hearing her answer. His voice was low and
tense when he spoke. ‘And who the hell is it that you want to shag so badly?’

Hermione dropped her head and groaned.

‘Can’t this wait till the morning, Harry? Please? I really don’t feel a hundred percent.’

‘No way, Hermione. I’ve been going crazy worrying about you. I want to know everything and I
want to know it *now.*’

Sipping her coffee to give herself a little thinking time; Hermione decided she’d tell the
truth. Mostly. It should satisfy Harry and stop him worrying quite so much.

‘Well, it’s really not much of a story’, Hermione said, looking down at her coffee; she was
afraid that if she looked at Harry as she spoke, he’d see the love and lust she felt for him in her
eyes, especially at such close range. ‘Simply put, there is a man that I, um’, she gave him a
small, sideways smile and shrugged, ‘that I want to “shag so badly” as you so descriptively put it,
but he doesn’t feel the same way about me, although I know he likes me. And I love him. And that’s
it!’ Hermione flashed Harry another of those false, bright smiles and started sipping her coffee
again.

‘That doesn’t explain why you’ve been avoiding me. And Ron.’

Hermione froze. *Shit. She hadn’t thought of that. Damn her alcohol fogged brain. He was
right. Pining for some other person shouldn’t have stopped her seeing Harry and Ron. How was she
going to get out of this? She couldn’t very well tell him that* he *was the reason – that it
had slowly become harder and harder to be with him and not give herself away. How could she explain
how ridiculous she felt, falling for her childhood friend? It was such a bloody cliché! The
devastating truth hadn’t even had the decency to slowly dawn on her – it had crashed over her,
nearly a year ago now, throwing her totally off-balance. The man she’d been seeing at the time was
dropped like a hot potato, without explanation. Because of Harry. As she’d looked back over the
years, she’d realised Harry was the reason why she’d never taken any of her boyfriends seriously.
Harry was why she never once considered one of them as a possible partner in life. She’d never felt
threatened by any of Harry’s girlfriends until then and the last girlfriend he’d had – hell, what
was her name? Mary? Marion? She couldn’t remember – but overnight she’d developed an intense
dislike for the woman. Not to mention the raging jealousy she’d suffered every time she saw them
together. No, to be honest – she hadn’t disliked her, she’d* hated *her! And why hadn’t she
realised that her excited anticipation each week for Friday night wasn’t because it was the end of
the week but because that was when she saw Harry? She’d been so* thick!

*The night that realisation had crashed in on her she’d felt emotionally immobilised. Thank
God she’d been at home, alone. She was unable to believe she’d been blind to her own feelings for
so long. She hadn’t denied them – she just hadn’t even realised she had them! And yet there they
were – whole and complete – just waiting for her to discover them. It turned her life upside down.
After struggling through nearly six months of trying to pretend everything was the same, that
nothing had changed, she found she just couldn’t do it anymore. The more she saw him, the more she
wanted him. The more she wanted him, the harder it was. In the end, the only solution she could
come up with was just to see him as little as possible. So she’d started inventing a heavy workload
and corresponding exhaustion so that she could get out of those gut-wrenching Friday nights that
always left her feeling like a wrung-out, wet rag. She’d quickly become emotionally exhausted.*
She drew in a shuddering breath. She suddenly felt overwhelmed by the burden of six months of
pretending, acting, lying - and smiling when she felt like crying. For all that time, to be able to
see him, talk with him, hug him, touch him – things she both wanted and needed desperately, yet at
the same time it fell so far short of what she really wanted it caused enormous and continuous
frustration. She could feel the tears welling up in her eyes and the façade she’d so carefully and
painstakingly maintained these last few months slipping away.

Harry watched her, deeply concerned, wondering what was going through her mind; she looked so
distraught. He gently laid his hand on Hermione’s shoulder in an attempt to comfort her a little. A
simple, heartfelt gesture that proved to be the last straw; her façade was shattered.

Hermione threw herself into Harry’s arms, crying her heart out. Harry grabbed her, holding her
tightly and pulling her onto his lap. He just sat there, holding her, making soothing noises, his
cheek resting on the top of her head. He didn’t care what it took, he’d make this idiot she wanted
realise what he was missing – he groaned inwardly. He was fooling himself. He didn’t want anyone
else to have her. He wanted her for himself. *Why can’t it be* me *you want Hermione?* he
thought bitterly. *My God, if only you knew how much I want you. How much I love you.*

Hermione’s crying eventually subsided. She lifted her tear-stained face to smile weakly at
Harry. ‘I’m so sorry I cried all over you,’ she managed, wiggling off Harry’s lap and back onto her
own stool, wishing she could stay there, Harry’s arms around her. For his part, Harry wished she’d
come back and wiggle some more. He cupped her face with his hands. ‘Hermione, you can cry all over
me anytime.’

She lowered her gaze, a slight blush staining her cheeks. ‘Thanks, Harry, I’ll remember
that.’

She stood up. She wiped the tears from her cheeks with the backs of her hands. Then she squared
her shoulders and looked Harry in the eye. She’d made a decision. She had to say it. It was
impossible to keep it in any longer. It was destroying her.

‘I have something to tell you, Harry. No doubt it’ll be a shock, but I just can’t keep going
like this. It’s like living in a permanent stalemate – there’s nowhere to move, nowhere to go,
nowhere I can turn - and it’s driving me insane. I can’t worry about the consequences of you
knowing any longer, I just have to get this off my chest.’

Harry sat very still, dread creeping over him; this sounded so horribly ominous. What the hell
could be so bad? His eyes were locked onto Hermione’s, waiting…

‘Harry, the man I was telling you about, *he* is the reason I’ve been avoiding you. And not
avoiding Ron, avoiding *you.* Only you. Just you. That man, the one I’ve known for a long
time, the man that just *likes* me, the one I want so desperately it’s driving me out of my
mind - the man I love - it’s you, Harry. It’s *you.*’

*Crack!*

Harry was alone in the kitchen. Hermione had Apparated – no doubt back to her own flat. Her
words were spinning around in his brain, paralysing him. For five minutes he sat there, unmoving,
Hermione’s voice ringing in his ears: “It’s you, Harry. The man I love? It’s you, Harry. The man I
so desperately want? It’s you, Harry.’ Holy shit. He stood up.

*Crack!*

Hermione had Apparated to her bedroom. She trusted that Harry would leave her be as she crawled
into bed. She felt numb and just wanted to sleep and forget. Tomorrow she’d think about it.
Tomorrow she’d deal with the horror she felt lurking inside over what she’d revealed to Harry.
Tomorrow…

*Crack!*

It took a few seconds for his eyes to adjust to the darkness, then Harry softly called out,
‘Hermione?’ No answer. So she wasn’t in the loungeroom. He was sure she wouldn’t be in the kitchen,
or her office, but he looked anyway. No Hermione. Then he walked down the hallway towards her
bedroom. The door was open. As he walked in, his footsteps muffled by the carpet, he could see she
was in bed, the covers pulled up so far he could only make out a few curls lying on the pillow. He
called out again, ‘Hermione?’ and heard a sharp intake of breath. He could see Hermione’s outline
in the darkness as she sat up, suddenly.

She groaned as though in great pain. ‘Harry! Holy shit! What are you *doing* here?’ She
couldn’t believe he’d come! *Why?! She couldn’t face him* now, *only minutes after
humiliating herself in front of him. Oh, shit. He was coming towards her. He was sitting down on
the edge of the bed beside her.*

Hermione held her breath. *What could he possibly have to say to her?*

‘Hermione, you left before I had chance to say anything to you.’

‘What could there possibly be to say Harry?’ She groaned again, dropping her face into her
hands. ‘You have no idea how utterly humiliated and embarrassed I feel. None. Please go!’

‘Hermione, my love, you don’t need to feel embarrassed.’ Harry placed his hands softly on her
shoulders. ‘As I sat there and listened to you talk about that man you wanted so badly and who you
loved, I felt an incredibly savage urge to kill him. Because I want you for myself. I can’t bear
the thought of anyone else having you. I want you to be mine.’

Hermione felt enormous confusion. She raised her head to look at him although his features were
barely discernable in the darkness. *What had Harry said? He wanted to kill someone? He wanted
her for himself? What was he talking about?*

‘Hermione?’

‘Harry – I – what? – I don’t understand. What are you saying?’

Harry leaned over and turned on the bedside lamp; it threw off a soft, warm light that
illuminated their features; Hermione had a look of utter confusion on her face, while Harry had a
lopsided smile in place although his eyes were dark with some intense emotion.

‘I want to see your face when I say this to you for the time: Hermione, I love you. I’ve always
loved you. But it’s changed as we’ve grown older. I think I put everything on hold until Voldemort
was out of the way and slowly but surely, once I recovered from my final battle with him, I grew to
love you, not just as a friend loves a friend, but as a man loves a woman.’ A huge grin spread
across his face. ‘And if you think you know something about desperately wanting a shag, walk a mile
in my shoes and you’d learn something new!’

Hermione simply sat and stared at him. Stunned.

‘Do you mean to say- do you mean to tell me that- all this time instead of – instead of – going
through bloody *hell* we could’ve been shagging our brains out if only one of us had gotten
drunk enough or desperate enough to tell the other one how they felt?!!’ She lay back down with a
“whoompf” as her head hit the pillow. She started laughing. She felt mildly hysterical – she
couldn’t believe this was happening! Harry took her hands and pulled her upright again, laughing
with her.

‘Sounds about right,’ he told her.

Hermione shook her head, ‘My God! I can’t believe it! Are you sure I’m not dreaming? I
*must* be dreaming!’

‘You are not dreaming.’

Harry let go of her hands and took her face between his. Their expressions became serious once
more as they moved closer. They held each other’s eyes until the last second then closed them as
their lips met.

Hermione felt as though she was falling… every sense was overwhelmed… Harry’s tongue pushed
against her mouth and she instantly accepted it, her own tongue meeting his in a sensual dance… she
took hold of Harry’s wrists with her hands, wanting to keep him there, to never stop... her whole
body was flooded with the desire and need she’s felt for so long and kept pent up…

Harry felt something explode inside him. The feel of Hermione’s soft skin beneath his hands, her
wonderful, soft mouth – he wanted more – his pushed against her mouth with his tongue and to his
unending delight she opened her mouth for him, her own tongue sweeping across his own… he felt her
small hands grip his wrists and then he was sure the blood left his brain – left everywhere – and
gathered in one place… he felt so hard he groaned and slowly pulled back, watching Hermione’s eyes
open; she looked as dazed as he felt.

‘Hermione, I want you *now – so badly!* *Please –* I’ve wanted *this – you* – so
*much* for *so long*, I can’t wait, I’m sorry – *please –*‘ his voice was made husky
by the long withheld desire and frustration he’d felt. The sound of it made Hermione gasp and close
her eyes. Then she opened them and looking directly into Harry’s eyes, she smiled suggestively as
she slid down the bed and her head touched the pillow, pulling Harry with her.

‘I thought you’d never ask,’ she said, her own voice a husky whisper.

~ Finis ~

* * * * * * * * * * * *

OH, WHAT A NIGHT! (THE EPILOGUE)

By Lady Jane

“Chapter Two”

Harry pulled away and stood up, slowly drawing the covers off Hermione, noticing that she must
have simply stripped off the clothes she’d been wearing at his place as they were lying on the foot
of her bed and she only had on a pair of dark blue, silky panties and a matching bra. He pulled his
jumper off quickly and just as quickly divested himself of his jeans, Hermione watching him, her
tongue running over her lips – *Christ! He looked so fucking good!* Hermione thought to
herself. *I’m still not sure this isn’t a dream. If it is, I’ll hex the idiot who wakes me up to
hell and back!* Harry knelt beside the bed and gently pushing the hair away from her face, he
leant over and kissed her tenderly on the forehead. Hermione gently drew off his glasses, putting
them on the bedside table, then linked her hands behind his neck.

‘Harry,’ she whispered, her voice very husky, ‘I want this just as badly, just as much as you do
– so please, just get into bed with me – NOW! If you want me to beg, I will…’

He kissed her again, this time on the mouth, before saying, ‘You don’t need to beg, Hermione –
as a matter of fact I’m probably going to be doing more than my own fair share of begging before
the night’s over.’

As they kissed again, Harry’s hand ran lightly up and down her arm before straying across her
chest, where it came to rest on the soft, yet firm, mound of her breast. Feeling the hard tightness
of her nipple, he rolled it between his thumb and forefinger through the silky fabric, causing
Hermione to groan and instinctively raise her hips, looking for the answering pressure of a man’s
body. Taking her hands, Harry pulled her to a sitting position and slipping his hands around her
back, undid her bra and pulled it off *(Holy Merlin* she thought*, he’s done that
before!)*, Hermione fiddling with her hair to cover her sudden and unexpected feeling of shyness
as Harry’s gaze took in what he considered to be perfect breasts – both with enticingly hard
nipples…

‘Jesus, Hermione,’ Harry was almost panting, ‘move over, there’s something I need to do…’

Harry swung himself onto the bed beside her as she made room for him; he sat up, using one hand
to clasp both Hermione’s wrists above her head, her elbows bent, his other trailing tantalisingly
along her arm, softly down her cheek and onto her neck until he finally reached her breasts, gently
kneading them in turn – Hermione straining, her head thrown back, desperately wishing Harry would
use his *mouth* instead of his hand – but she had trouble articulating and could only manage a
very breathy, ‘Harry, *PLEASE!*’

Harry brought his head down so that his mouth hovered over Hermione’s as he whispered, ‘Please
*what* Hermione?’

‘Your mouth!’ she gasped, arching her back and taking the whole of Harry’s attention straight
back to her breasts. He smiled to himself, enjoying the illusion of power, knowing full well he
would be reduced to a speechless nothing if Hermione decided to turn the tables.

‘My mouth? Of course…’ he murmured as bent down and slid his tongue around one hard, erect
nipple and then the other, loving the little groans and gasps he drew from her with each little
lick and twirl and suck…

Hermione was in a frenzy of frustration – Harry’s tongue was driving her beyond crazy – she
wanted more – she wanted *him! Now!* But this felt so good she didn’t want him to stop! Then
she thought she was going to explode – Harry had moved his hand away from doing wonderful things to
her nipple to running it down the length of her body then across to the band of her panties,
pulling them down and off, Hermione bending her knees to assist him. Harry went straight back to
sucking and nipping at Hermione’s nipples then as she straightened her legs, he ran his fingers
lightly along the outside of her thigh, up to her hip, across to her belly button then slowly, so
slowly, down to the part of her he’d been dreaming of for so long. He gently moved his fingers down
over the small triangle of curls then without warning, plunged two fingers into the wet warmth he
found there. Hermione cried out, lifting her hips as she pulled her hands free and using them to
lift Harry’s head, their eyes locking as she pleaded, ‘Harry, *now,* I want you inside me
*now* – I want you inside me when I come, *please!’*

Without a word, Harry rolled onto his back and removed his briefs; he’d no sooner flung them on
the floor than Hermione, in one, smooth motion, sat up and straddled his hips, leaning forward to
run her hands up along his arms then down over his chest and flat, toned stomach – then trailing
them teasingly down to curl her fingers around his erection, her eyes catching his, giving him a
small smile, her eyes glowing, as she made to move back so that her mouth could reach him – ‘No!
Wait!’ rasped Harry, realising her intention. Hermione’s smile grew a little and she arched an
eyebrow at him. ‘No?’ she queried, then she pouted before saying, ‘But why not? You’re spoiling my
fun!’

‘Christ Almighty, Hermione – I’d be lucky to last a second after your mouth touches me!’ As he
spoke, he pulled himself into a sitting position, his back cushioned by pillows against the bed
head. He leaned forward and reached out with both hands to grasp Hermione around the waist, drawing
her to him. Hermione settled down then leant back, resting her hands on Harry’s thighs behind her,
tilting her hips to rub herself along the length of Harry’s hard shaft, her head dropping back with
a soft groan as she felt his hands move up her stomach to her breasts and begin playing with her
nipples again, the sensation shooting along that direct line that seems to exist between a woman’s
nipples and her whole genital area. Hermione realised that it would be so easy to keep going and
enjoy the orgasm that was so very, very close but she wanted Harry inside her – she’d wanted him
inside her for so long now and after thinking about it and imagining what it would be like and day
dreaming about having him for all that time she wasn’t about to miss this opportunity! Bringing her
head up so she could look at him, Hermione ran her tongue over her lips, then saw that Harry was
watching her. She gave him a slow, sensual smile, saying, ‘You won’t be able to stop me doing what
I want to do to you later, Harry.’

‘I won’t try,’ he replied, the heat in his green gaze drawing her forward to kiss him, lifting
her hips as she did so, then slowly lowering herself on him, feeling the hardness of him moving
deeper within her, making her pull back and gasp. ‘Oh Christ, Harry – that feels so fucking
*unbelievable!*’

They looked into each other’s eyes as she moved slowly up and down, her hands gripping his
shoulders, his still on her waist. Then, unable to keep her eyes open any longer, her eyelids
dropped as she bit her bottom lip, groaning softly. Harry could no longer stand not being able to
move and he couldn’t ignore the desire – the *overwhelming need* – to have her beneath him so
he could plunge in and out of her at will. He managed to stay inside her as he rolled them over
together, bringing his arms up to support his weight as he looked down at her, her dishevelled hair
spread out on the pillow behind her, her beautiful dark honey coloured eyes looking at him with
such intense longing it took his breath away. She moved her arms under his and around his back,
bringing her legs up around his waist, her ankles locked around each other as she tilted her hips
so that Harry’s movements created friction on that small, pivotal point between her legs, surprised
to realise she was speaking – begging him to go faster – feeling herself getting closer, closer..
and closer – then soaring, her body arching, her nails digging into Harry’s back, crying out his
name, becoming aware of Harry’s rhythmic convulsions as he joined her, crying out her name in his
turn. Then the falling back to earth. It was how it had always seemed to her when she made love
with someone – that she took flight with her orgasm, dropping back down afterwards. But never had
she flown so high and she knew it was because it wasn’t just making love and experiencing sexual
release – it was because it was with Harry, the only man she’d ever really loved and wanted.
‘Harry,’ she whispered, her eyes still closed, ‘even if I hadn’t loved you before this, I would
now. But I did. And I do. And… that was simply perfect.’ She sighed, smiling. Harry had managed to
lift his head and look at her as she spoke, a rather smug smile on his face. ‘Hard to go up from
perfect,’ he told her as he trailed soft kisses all over her face.

Hermione opened her eyes, a mischievous glint in them as she said, ‘What about
“superlative”?’

‘Superlative, eh? You want superlative? All right, then!’

Harry gently rolled off her and stood up, holding out his hand and helping her up as she took
it.

‘First, to the shower!’ he told her, putting his arm around her waist and walking towards the
bathroom.

Hermione didn’t think a shower had felt so marvellous until Harry began washing her. She’d
pulled her hair into a loose roll on top of her head, then Harry got her to put her arms up against
the wall and lean on them, her back to him, soaping up his hands which he then used to wash her all
over. He started with her arms, then used almost massage like movements on her neck and shoulders
and back, down to her waist, before sliding his hands around to her belly button and slowly working
his way up to her breasts. ‘Harry,’ she sighed, ‘that feels *divine*!’

‘Not superlative yet?’ he joked, sliding his hands down to her hips then around to her backside,
then again around to her front to tangle his fingers in those brown curls. ‘I think this is my
favourite place,’ he whispered into her ear as he pressed the length of his body against hers,
drawing his finger along the soft, warm crevice between her legs, then coming up against that hard
little nub, his finger making small, soft, circular motions over it, Hermione almost whimpering as
she shuddered at the sensations being created.

‘I can’t believe you can turn me on so soon again,’ she half groaned, half laughed.

‘Fair’s fair, you’re turning me on again, well and truly,’ his voice deepening with renewed
desire.

‘And talking about turns, it’s my turn to wash you, I believe,’ Hermione told him as she turned
to face him, reaching for the soap. She lathered up her hands and started, as Harry had, with the
arms. He’d placed his hands on the wall behind Hermione, his arms straight, looking down at her as
she ran soapy hands over firstly his arms, then his chest, pressing against him to take her hands
around to his back, loving the feel of his arousal pressing into her, kissing his neck as she ran
her hands over his tightly muscled back, knowing he was enjoying having her breasts against his
chest. Then she leant back as she brought her hands back to his stomach, holding his gaze as she
let them slip down, curling one hand around his shaft, the other cupping his balls. Harry’s eyes
closed as his head fell back and he groaned.

‘Harry,’ she whispered so that he had to bring his head down near hers to hear her, ‘let’s go
back to bed.’

He turned his head and kissed her, long and hard, taking his body up against hers, loving the
feel of every part of her. ‘Let’s go,’ he said gruffly, wondering if he’d be able to hold back any
longer this time since she had such a potent effect on him.

They dried off, then when Harry unexpectedly picked Hermione up, making her give a little squeal
of fright as she threw her arms around his neck, he laughed in sheer joy. He stopped beside the
bed, still holding her and said, ‘Did I tell you I love you?’

Hermione laughed with him, ‘Oh yes! But I’ll never get sick of hearing it Harry!’

He placed her gently on the bed, then lay down beside her, rolling up onto his elbow so he could
see her face.

‘I’ll tell you every day,’ he told her solemnly.

‘Do you know,’ ventured Hermione, her fingers running over his chest and stomach as she spoke,
‘when I first realised I loved you – after I recovered from the shock – and you and I and Ron met
up as usual that Friday – I got an even bigger shock. It was an actual physical reaction. Coming to
terms with loving you was hard enough but the effect you had on me that Friday,’ she shook her head
as though in disbelief, ‘it felt like I’d run headlong into a brick wall. It was so strange – I’d
always thought you were good looking and sexy (this earned her a nice, tongues-and-all kiss that
nearly made her forget what she was saying) but in an objective sort of way, as a friend, if you
know what I mean. But that night, I really wasn’t prepared for my own reaction. I’ll never forget
it – you had those black jeans on with that black silk shirt – the outfit you call your evil wizard
gear ‘cause it’s all black and you hardly ever wear it – but I can tell you it was just as well I
was there first that night so that I was already sitting down because I would’ve fallen down
otherwise!’ She groaned in memory, ‘You looked so incredibly hot and sexy and I just wanted to rip
your clothes off right there and then and seduce you – God it was hard to just smile and act
normally.’ She turned her head to look at him, smiling, as she finished, ‘I must say, the reality
has far surpassed anything I’ve imagined in the last twelve months.’

‘Do you know,’ he told her, ‘I can’t remember exactly when I started loving you – besides just
as my wonderful, brilliant friend – it sort of snuck up on me, I think. I remember for a long time
thinking you were gorgeous to look at and as for those outfits you wear to work – I have to admit
that a long time ago I started thinking of your wardrobe as a “fuck me wardrobe” and –‘

‘Harry!’ cried Hermione, sounding shocked, ‘I didn’t wear any clothes to work with the intention
of looking like – ‘

‘I know, I *know!*’ he interrupted, holding up his hand and chuckling, ‘That was just the
effect you had on me, Hermione! You could’ve worn a bloody hessian bag and you still would’ve made
me as horny as hell! I’m just talking about how you affected *me*, no one else! And talking
about effects, I have a very hard one here that I need to deal with –‘

‘*We* need to deal with,’ she corrected him, pulling his head down to kiss him.

When their lips parted, Hermione sat up, pushing Harry back onto the pillows, then bringing
herself up onto her knees beside Harry, level with his hips, she began the slow torture…

Harry couldn’t decide whether he’d died and gone to heaven or whether someone had put him in
hell. Hermione had started with feathery kisses on his face, then little soft, sucking kisses down
his torso – her tongue doing things on the way he didn’t think should be legal – his arms were
above his head, his fists clenching the pillow so tightly he thought he might tear it. On top of
all this, she made sure her nipples brushed lightly over his skin whenever possible, causing total
havoc as far as he was concerned. Then – *Holy fucking Merlin! Hermione! Jesus, don’t stop!
Bloody fuck Hermione!* – her tongue had reached it’s destination and he was no longer capable of
coherent thought. She swirled her velvety tongue around the tip, her hand moving slowing up and
down his impossibly hard length as she did so, teasing, teasing… then Harry cried out as he never
had before when Hermione took him into her mouth as far as possible and he could feel the warm
wetness and the incredible feeling of her tongue still moving along and around his length… and then
he knew it was either a case of heaven getting better or hell getting worse when Hermione, still
with her hand holding the base of his erection, withdrew her mouth but took her tongue down his
full length until it reached his balls – ‘Hermione!’ he cried hoarsely, ‘*Please!*’

Suddenly, Hermione’s mouth was above his and he groaned.

‘Please *what* Harry?’ she said, then ran her tongue around his lips.

He grabbed her by the back of her neck and pulled her mouth to his, unable to answer, unable to
speak. He just kissed her. Then he found his voice.

‘Hermione,’ he whispered, sounding very husky, ‘please *anything*! Whatever you want – it’s
yours. Whatever you want me to do, I’ll do it.’

‘What I want Harry, is for you to enjoy this and what I want you to do, is… ‘

‘Please say you just want to fuck me,’ he begged.

‘All right, Harry,’ she said, smiling, aware of that tenuous sense of power Harry had
experienced earlier. Making sure he was looking into her eyes, she said in her most seductive
voice, ‘Yes, Harry, *please*, just fuck me!’ and then in one smooth movement she was on top of
him, her legs either side of him and he could feel himself sinking into those tight, warm, endless
depths… he was lost… he could only do what she let him do… the unforgettable sensation of her
*riding* him – now he knew the true meaning of that phrase! – and then he was lost to rapture;
he knew she was too, but it was hard to focus outside his own ecstasy until it subsided, leaving
him breathless, his heart racing…

Hermione looked limp – there was no other word for it. He knew *he* felt limp – that he
*was* limp! He laughed inwardly because he didn’t have the strength to actually do it out
loud.

Hermione rolled sideways off him and lay down beside him, still trying to catch her breath, her
hand resting on his thigh.

They turned their heads and looked at each other, grinning uncontrollably. Harry rolled towards
her, his hand tracing the line down her cheek with such exquisite tenderness it made tears appear
in her eyes.

‘Hermione, as long as I live, I will love you,’ he told her.

‘And I cannot imagine my life without loving you, ever,’ she told him.

As she turned to snuggle against him, he put both arms around her and drew her to him.

‘And the best thing is, when I wake up in the morning, you’ll be right here,’ he whispered.

‘Always, Harry. Right here.’

Finis.

Definitely.

Love to all my fellow H/Hr shippers.



